DAMN~GETTIN BACK FROM CHINA...TIME'S PASSIN REALLY QUICK AS WE'RE ENJOYIN OURSELVES...35 DAYS ARE JUST LIKE SORT OF FUCKIN BOSHIT...ONLY LEFT WITH SOME SORT OF MASS VIBES OF HANGIN OUT WITH HOTTIES...

BACK TO FUCKIN OZ,BACK TO GOD-DAMN SWIN,BACK TO THE LIFE THAT TOTALY DIFFERENCE FROM CD...LIFE'S CHANGIN AT LAST...PAST MEMORIY'S STILL HOLDIN IN BRAIN:GLAD CLASS'S OVER~IM READY TO CHILL FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR...ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I WAS BACK TO MEL,HAVENT HAD A CHANCE TO CHILL OUT THESE LAST FEW DAYS...WAS FORCED TO GETTIN READY FOR SCHOOL SORT OF MOTHER-FUCKIN BOSHIT AND ALL!!! 

HAVE U GUYS EVER HAD THESE SORTS OF FEELINS,THATS A BIT LIKE FELLEN FROM THE ABOVE ALL!!!THATS IT~THATS HOW MY EXACTLY FEELINS LIKE EVER SINCE AWAY FROM CD...THE FOOD CAN REALLY HIT THE FUCKIN SPOT THERE,THE GIRLS TEAST SO SO~YUMMY...DAMNNNNNNN~I SWEAR...U CAN GET A CRUSH ON THEM EASILY~TRUST ME,I LL NEVER LET U DOWN... 

WHATS IN OZ,U SURE U WANNA KNOW???I TELL U WHAT,AS LONG AS DARKNESS COMES,THE WHOLE MEL IS UNDERCOVERED BY SOME SORT OF HAIRIES... REDNECKS,FAGS,HOOKERS,PIMPS AND ALL KINDS OF MOTHER-FUCKERS SELLIN ALL SORTS OF METH,MDMA,POT AND CRACK AS WELL. 

DAMN...OZ'S REALLY FUCKIN TAKIN OVER ME...

Question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen.

Question: how can you say so? 

Ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........  (applause! applause!)

Question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull) 

Question: how can you say so?

Ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening. (applause! applause!) 

Question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.

Question: how can you say so? 

Ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth. (applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)

Question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves. 

Question: how can you say so? 

Ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door. (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)

Question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.

Question: how can you say so?

Ms india: because it works day and night...... (applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)

Question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car.

Qquestion: how can you say so? 

Ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft. (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!) 

Question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu. 

Question: how can you say so? 

Ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!

Question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.

Question: how can you say so? 

Ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........